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Police Break Into Flat Where Possessed Vibrator Is Dancing In The Dark

by | 26th, April 2011

THAT noise coming from a empty flat in Berlin is being made by a vibrator that has “switched itself on“. (Or is it possessed? Does it have a life of its own? Is a vibrator army massing?)

Police are called. They smash down the door. The 23-year-old woman who owns the flat is out. On the floor, the cops find a electronic phallus cutting the light fantastic.

The money shot comment is provided by a neighbour:

“You could hear the noise out on the street.”

Well, if you cocked your ear, you could…




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