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Who Is The Sonoma Enema Bandit?

by | 12th, May 2011

YOU are not, you are definitely not, going to believe this,” says Sonoma Police Sgt. Spencer Crum.

Police are hunting the enema bandit. The story goes like this:

May 1, 2011: A 53-year-old man is stood by his home. He eyesight is not too good. A “woman” appears. She says she has arrived to give him an enema. He has not long recovered from surgery. He think this is understandable and allows the woman inside his home.

He lies on his bed. She gives him an enema. She leaves.

Two days later, feeling uncomfortable about the episode, he calls the police. Police call the man’s doctor. He tells them he did not arrange the enema. He has no record of it.

Police at the domestic and sexual assault unit of the Sonoma Sheriff’s Office are investigating.

The hunt for the enema bandit goes on. Meanwhile, if any of you accept the offer of a free enema, should you soon after experience a scurrying sensation in your lower parts, the tip is to buy seed and wait…



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