Has Cheryl Cole Had A Boob Job Or Just Bought A New Bra?
CHERYL Cole is the talk of Hollywood… or, more accurately, because she’s gone to America, she’s the talk of Britain where we’ve heard of her before and eagerly await her failure. That’s not to say she will fail, but rather, everyone suspects she might because America has a way of chewing up and spitting out those who try to conquer it.
Look at Robbie Williams.
Of course, everything in America is bigger and bolder. And, when in Rome, one must do as the Romans do, Cheryl got a backcomb so big that even drag queens thought it was a little on the crass side. Not needing any excuse at all, everyone has started to stare at the Girls Aloud singer’s breasts and now under the impression that she may have had some work done.
Reports are rife about Cheryl having the now mandatory celebrity operation after she was seen looking rather ‘perky’ while she was out jogging in LA.
Some Harley Street surgeon offered their worthless opinion, saying:
“Cheryl’s boobs look very different now. Despite being hidden under a work-out top, you can see how rounded and full they seem. To mimic this look, she would have to be wearing a good gel bra.”
A spokesperson for Cheryl says:
“Cheryl has not had breast surgery and has made it clear in several interviews she has never had work done and does not intend to.”
So she’s got a new bra then? Hello everyone. That was today’s big news. *shoots self in face*