Crystal Harris Dumped Hef Over Other Women, Remarkably
IMAGINE the shock that rocked Crystal Harris’ mind when she discovered that Hugh Hefner – a man world famous for being surrounded by scantily clad women 24/7 in the Playboy Mansion, as well as founding a magazine that is also filled with naked gals – had other women in his life.
Harris, a professional derober herself, said that she “didn’t feel comfortable” knowing Hefner had these other women knocking around.
Seriously. She only realised this when they were on the brink of marriage. Amazing.
Apparently, Crystal had second thoughts about the whole Getting Hitched To Mumm-Ra thing because of issues surrounding monogamy and only said yes to his marriage proposal because he asked with a crew of cameramen. Monogamy issues! Here, we have a man who only has one erection left in his life because the sudden movement of blood will almost certainly kill him.
She told US TV show Entertainment Tonight:
“I wasn’t the only woman in Hef’s life. I didn’t feel comfortable in my heart knowing that and getting married to him, because a marriage is between two people. That’s not what our relationship was.
“It happened so fast. Hef asked me to marry him in front of three cameras and a photographer. I thought it was something I wanted.”
Meanwhile, Hugh, currently the same age as the Great Pyramids in Cairo, has been getting over his heartbreak by watching romcoms at the Playboy mansion with the other Playmates living there.
It’s depressing isn’t it?
Meanwhile, Hugh’s ex, Kendra Wilkinson, thinks the smut mogul needs “time to breathe” after the break-down of his nearly-marriage.
“I’m leaving him alone right now. He needs time to breathe and grieve. Obviously I feel really bad for him and the situation.”
She then presumably walked away into the night, laughing her tits off at his misfortune.