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Margate Seagull Aims To Peck Out Crisp-Peddling Gary Lineker’s Eyes

by | 26th, June 2011

WHO is the seagull stealing packets of Walker’s salt and vinegar crisps from  Margate’s C and S News? Shop manager Paul Heath, 48, says:
“The bird sticks his head around the corner and plucks the crisps off the shelf. For some unknown reason he only pinches Walker’s salt and vinegar crisps, nothing else. Punters in the pub opposite find it highly amusing watching the greedy blighter make off with my crisps. So I took them off the bottom two shelves which I thought would fox him. He went to the shelves and almost looked disgusted they weren’t there any more.
Is this caring bird looking to undo the word of Gary Lineker, the shiny, fresh-faced former sportsman who advocates the eating of fatty
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