Raoul Moat: Kelsey Donkin Becomes A Brand
WITH notoriety comes self-awareness for Kelsey Donkin, who walked upright from Newcastle Magistrates court as the owner of a 12 month supervision order after shouting “bang bang” to PC David Rathband who was blinded by Raoul Moat. She was dressed to impress.
Donkin is well on her way to becoming a brand. The new Cheryl Cole..? Too early? Maybe.
The flattened glitter ball stuck to a white vest was a triumph. Over her broad shoulders, Donkin sported a denim waistcoat, perhaps part of a three-piece denim suit. It’s size suggested that any attempt to gather the buttons would risk further loss of vision in a man or child as far as three or even four streets away. In her hand he held a sporty fruit drink. The woman needs her fluids. In her ear was her an earring fashioned, perhaps, from her unique DNA.
The string of pearls about her wrists were an ingenious parody of her role as the English rose in full orange bloom…
Posted: 30th, June 2011 | In: News Comments (8) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
June 30th, 2011 at 5:08 pm
well she’s been a bit of an ass, infact if that tubby tum is anything to go by a couple of asses
June 30th, 2011 at 4:47 pm
OK, I can’t help it, I keep reading her name as Donkey.
June 30th, 2011 at 4:09 pm
Its ghastly enough, I think she must have pinched the denim wotsit from a toddler…actually thinking about it can she be jailed for sartorial offences? Wonder what the Wail readers will have to say about her chubby spare tyres
June 30th, 2011 at 3:41 pm
Cherie? Blair? It could be one of her desses worn as a vest I suppose
June 30th, 2011 at 2:54 pm
I did say almost…but Cherie does have a minute trace of sympathy from me, its almost invisible but its there – but sometimes I feel sorry for him too. I’m feeling quite kindly to the world today, Sainsbury’s made a mistake in my delivery and I did tell them but they said I could keep it and not be charged…cheers
June 30th, 2011 at 2:03 pm
June! Are you feeling OK?
June 30th, 2011 at 1:59 pm
ooh no – there’s no getting away from that mouth, June….!!
makes you wonder why she wore the waistcoat at all really – it’s about 3 sizes too small by the looks of it….
…and why is it that “larger” women wear stuff which highlights their Michelin proportions, rather than trying to cover up the blubber…..?
June 30th, 2011 at 1:55 pm
she makes Cherie look almost well nice