Vinnie Jones and Jason Statham Open Fish And Chip Shop: The Pickled Egg And Battered Sausage
This begs two questions:
Would you buy food from a man who warms his hands on Paul Gascouigne’s testicles and bites noses?
Would you buy food from a man who pretends to be the type of person who warms his hands on Paul Gascoigne’s testicles and bites noses?
And what is the name of this name of this adventure in gastronomy? Why it called Lock Stock and Two Smoking Haddock. Well, so say the Sun. It is a terrible name. These two professional ex-pats must try batter (gerrit?).
Anorak’s suggests calling it The Pickled Egg And Battered Sausage…