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Miley Cyrus Has Some Gay On Her Finger And Angers God Botherers

by | 1st, August 2011

DISNEY stars are always expected to be wholesome and Christian. If you get up to mischief, then you’re a ‘disgraced Disney’ alumni. If you are not a Christian, then you’ll probably be cast as a baddie in one of their awful films or TV shows. They’ve got a formula and boy howdy, are they sticking to it.

And so, Miley Cyrus graduated from Hannah Montana and decided to start acting like a irresponsible young adult, just like all the other brilliantly irresponsible adults around the world.

She was caught on video smoking a bong and she’s from a broken home. It’s fantastic. She’s kinda got away with it so far, but now she’s made God botherers cry angry tears all over their Bibles.

You see, Miley has gone and got herself a tattoo that supports gay marriage and, as well you know, the Christians really hate the gays. This is because the gays look like they have a really fun time with their nightclubs, promiscuous sex, poppers and a fondness for genitals that

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