Miley Cyrus Has Some Gay On Her Finger And Angers God Botherers
DISNEY stars are always expected to be wholesome and Christian. If you get up to mischief, then you’re a ‘disgraced Disney’ alumni. If you are not a Christian, then you’ll probably be cast as a baddie in one of their awful films or TV shows. They’ve got a formula and boy howdy, are they sticking to it.
And so, Miley Cyrus graduated from Hannah Montana and decided to start acting like a irresponsible young adult, just like all the other brilliantly irresponsible adults around the world.
She was caught on video smoking a bong and she’s from a broken home. It’s fantastic. She’s kinda got away with it so far, but now she’s made God botherers cry angry tears all over their Bibles.
You see, Miley has gone and got herself a tattoo that supports gay marriage and, as well you know, the Christians really hate the gays. This is because the gays look like they have a really fun time with their nightclubs, promiscuous sex, poppers and a fondness for genitals that look like theirs.
Hell! Some of them even live a life without a single gay stereotype and just lead a perfectly quiet life and hope that they can settle down with someone they love, for life.
And Cyrus supports this and has got a tattoo of an equals sign on her finger, which she tweeted at everyone saying “ALL LOVE is equal.”
One fan was clearly disgusted at the notion that love can be equal, probably arguing that some love is more equal than others.
This saw Miley replying:
“Where does it say in the bible to judge others? Oh right. It doesn’t. God is the only judge honey”.
Then again, God does seem like a judgemental shit. In Deuteronomy, he says:
“If they refuse to make peace and prepare to fight, you must attack the town. When the Lord your God hands it over to you, kill every man in the town. But you may keep for yourselves all the women, children, livestock, and other plunder. You may enjoy the spoils of your enemies that the Lord your God has given you.”
That sounds awfully like he’s encouraging murder and such there, so perhaps Miley shouldn’t be using God as a witness, eh? It’s a bloody good job he doesn’t exist as he sounds terrifying.