Melissa Redmond ‘Sold’ Extra Sugar Sex At Dunkin Donuts (Well, Anything To Remove The Taste)
As capers go, performing criminal acts in a doughnut shop is akin to turning up at the Secret Policeman’s Ball dressed as a black Muslim cunningly disguised as a burning split.
The Rockaway Township police have called the investigation “extra sugar“.
A Detective Sgt. Kyle Schwarzmann, tells the Daily Record of Parsippany, N.J.:
“She was a night time employee (working 9 p.m. to 5 a.m.), supposedly a very good one.”
And who was she caught? Anyone like to guess:
Redmond was arrested after soliciting sex from an undercover officer who first inquired about her extra sugar at the drive-thru window.
Drive Thru sex? In a doughnut store… Will that be the custard-stuffed bun, sir, or one with a hole..?
Note: Or did she use sex to help eradicate the taste of the donuts? In which case, McDonald’s may soon her offering a free orgy with every Big Mac…