Hugh Hefner Gets Wood On Twitter: Playboy Founder Goes Planking For Women
It’s not hard too imagine Hefner then oiling himself down and slipping and sliding over the babes like a Japanese game show contestant. The ladies should watch out for the long pauses and steel themselves for hours, perhaps days, lying beneath the stiff and immobile Hefner.
It’s the blue pills, baby, so they say
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