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Harper Seven Beckham Colonies Her Dad’s Chest (Harper Six Takes Africa)

by | 8th, August 2011

DAVID Beckham’s newest accessory is a daughter named Harper VII.

News from the Harper colonies is that Harper I has infiltrated Africa and remains hopeful of retaking Namibia from The Brangelinas by October; Harpers II through V are working their way through South America and are optimistic on capturing the Eldorado 4 Men contract; and Harper VI is already at Stage 2b on her four-point plan to be adopted by Jennifer Aniston and secure the Junior L’Oreal contract.

Harper Seven is currently occupying a space beneath her dad’s chin as a fancy font tattoo and actual body. We admire her work…



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