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Harper Seven Beckham Colonies Her Dad’s Chest (Harper Six Takes Africa)

by | 8th, August 2011

DAVID Beckham’s newest accessory is a daughter named Harper VII.

News from the Harper colonies is that Harper I has infiltrated Africa and remains hopeful of retaking Namibia from The Brangelinas by October; Harpers II through V are working their way through South America and are optimistic on capturing the Eldorado 4 Men contract; and

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