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Justin Bieber To Star In Dirty Dancing Remake?

by | 11th, August 2011

WOMEN! You like Dirty Dancing don’t you? Of course you do! It’s got love and dancing in it! It’s got Patrick Swayze’s muscles in when they were alive! It’s got Jennifer Grey in it before she completely transformed her face by making her nose vanish with plastic surgery! It’s got that song in it! AND THE LIFT! THE BIT WITH THE LIFT!

Oh, it’s so romantic and junk!

So which vapid, apple pie dross are going to star in the remake of the classic I’m On My Period And Want To Be Left Alone, Thanks film?

Well, there’s a lot of rumours about who will be taking lead roles. Miley Cyrus has been mentioned for ‘Baby’, but she’s a bit tattooed these days and prefers doing covers of Smells Like Teen Spirit at her gigs (seriously). Hot contender is Glee’s Lea Michele, who is more wholesome than

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