Get Your Big Pants Ready! Bridget Jones 3 Is Coming!
HEY! Curvy women! The actually-thin-but-puts-weight-on-because-someone-pays-her-to Renée Zellweger is coming back to play Bridget Jones in an attempt to pretend she’s one of you, thereby making your worthless lives that little bit more recognisable.
Of course, that seems needlessly aggressive. Suffice to say, we’ve all got worthless lives, including Renée Zellweger.
Whatever. Fact is, a third installment in the Bridget Jones series has been confirmed by someone or other and Colin Firth and Hugh Grant have been signed up too.
There’s little on plot details, but one great slice of news is that there won’t be children involved. Children always spoil things in sequels. It’s called ‘The Scrappy Doo Effect‘.
Anyway, Firth says of the film:
“I can tell you that Bridget and Mark can’t have children.”
“So then she makes the huge mistake of going back to Daniel Cleaver [Hugh Grant’s character] for long enough to get pregnant.”
Of course, Daniel promptly dumps Bridget, leaving her stranded with – you guessed it – Mark picking up the pieces! It sounds brilliant doesn’t it?