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Kim Kardashian’s Fairytale Wedding In Photos: Jack Off And The Giant Beanstalk

by | 30th, August 2011

KIM Kardashian is married. The front page of Hello! declares:

“It felt like a fairytale.”

Given Kim’s porno past and her new husband Kris Humphries considerable height, we’d wager that the fairytale is Jack (Off) And The Beanstalk the made-for-TV version in which the season’s finale ends with the viewers wondering how long the marriage will last and if the wondering giant is laying a golden egg or thinking about his lines.

Over 25 pages, we get to see Kim and her family appear in a wedding that with an added backdrop of a log fire could double as an advertorial for every cosmetic surgery procedure going.

Kim wipes away a tear. She recalls a letter sister Khloe Kardashian gave her before the do:

“She told me that for all the hard times and bad relationships I’ve had, she respects that I never lost my drive.”

Having thus been instructed what to think of this marketing spectacular early doors, Kim places a foot on the white carpet

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