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Cheryl Cole’s Fights War On Terror With Mushrooms: Nation’s Sweetheart Does Afghanistan

by | 16th, September 2011

CHERYL Cole is in Afghanistan. She’s fighting the Taliban the only way she knows how: by posing for photos, smiling widely and blowing up an effigy of Simon Cowell on the cover of the Daily Mirror .

Inside and fallen nation’s sweetheart Cheryl is pouring bottled water into a dog’s mouth. Says Martin Fricker:

And black labrador Ammo wasn’t the only one lapping up the star’s attention – as her morale-boosting trip went with a bang. In a cheeky stunt organised by Army explosive experts, the Girls Aloud singer got to blow up a dummy of Simon Cowell.

Cheeky suff, indeed. Odd that Cowell’s face is black and his hair yellow. But the Mirror knows it’s Cowell.

Chezza is in Camp Bastion in hostile Helmand “. She’s there to record a segment for the Mirror’s Pride Of Britain awards, a mawkish celebration of quivering upper lips in which the good are patronised by the worthy celebrity elite on the telly. Once the country;s best, the ones who carry the essence of strong back bone and the British spirit were happy to remain out of the limelight. Now they are invited to meet a star and try

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