Demi Moore Can See Though You
ARE Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher splitting Twitter accounts? Did he really squire another woman named Brittney Jones? We don’t know. All we know is that rather than ignoring the story and laughing it off, the couple are grandstanding their elite sense of self:
She tweets this from the Greek philosopher Epictetus:
“When we are offended at any man’s fault, turn to yourself & study your own failings. Then you will forget your anger.”
Magic Demi had earlier Twatted a photograph of herself with her eyes closed. The portrait was equipped with a the legend:
“I see through you.”
This is the same Moore who Tweeted when Ashton gave her a Toyota Prius:
“I traded in my 2004, now I’m rockin’ a 2010!”
Yep, she saved the planet with one eco-happy Toyota Prius and then got another one.
This is the kind of deep thought for mankind we will get more of should More and Kutcher split. It will be like duelling chakras.