Police Arrest Mullets For Amish Hair Crimes (Photos To Cherish)
AMISH men can rest easy- their beards too – in the knowledge that a splinter Amish group who were going about chopping off their brethren’s beards and hair have bene captured. The men are part of the Amish Bergholz Clan. They’ve been, as they tell it, exacting religious punishment. Their names? The Mullets: Sam Mullet’s sons Johnny Mullet and Lester Mullet*.
*Two others also pinched- the Millers- are not deemed to be as funny for this story.