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Why Investing In Maria Fowler Is Shrewd: TOWIE Escort’s Sex Secrets

by | 15th, October 2011

TOWIE’S Maria Fowler wants to tell you “The Truth ABout My Life As An Escort”.

The Daily Star cocks an ear:

MARIA Fowler’s future on The Only Way Is Essex looks bleak after bosses warned: “Any more seedy stories about your past and you’re out.”

If there is one thing the bosses at the everyday story of abortion ‘n’ tells, sex ‘n’ tells, spangled vaginas ‘n’ tells, nudity ‘n’ tells and clubbing ‘n’ tells will not tolerate it is seediness.

Meanwhile, in this week’s OK! you can Win A Date with the TOWIE’s Mark Wright. Does this make OK! a pimp?

As for Maria… Well, she, reportedly, earned £600-an-hour as an escort – it being the 12th Rule of Tabloid Journalism that any starlet on the up must have made a fortune from selling her sex appeal.

Says the Star:

Pals of the saucy babe, who also worked as a lap-dancer under the name Brooke Silvers, claim the mystery millionaire even paid for her £5,000 boob job in 2009.

She earns £600-an-hour yet her breasts only cost £5000. Do the sums, readers. Maria is a shrewd investor with shrewd invest willing to invest in her, literally.

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