Alex Reid And Chantelle Houghton’s Bigamy ‘n’ Tell
Deep in the Kent countryside in the grounds of Ightham Mote manor house, Reid, dresses in a suit so shiny you could shave in it, is kissing the hand of Chantelle.
“Wow, this would be the perfect place for a hot session.”
The reality telly couple who have been dating for a whopping eight months, talk about their career: wedding; honeynoon; baby; miracle birth; Golden Anniversay…
But let us not get ahead of ourselves.
We stick with the recent past, in which Reid asked Chantelle to marry him on live telly. As he says:
“She couldn’t resist the power of the Reidy”
Anorak hears echoes of Katie Price, the self-styled Pricey.
And than Chantelle does her impression of Pricey by telling us:
“Alex had to say the other day: ‘Oh babe, please leave me alone for five minutes!’ Trust me we’re always at it.”
Looking at these two creates the impression of watching celebrityville circling thr plug hole. With each turn Chantelle and Alex’s stardom in diminished until all that remains is an orange stain and a few curly hairs…