EastEnders: Pat Butcher Dies Giving Birth To Den Watts’ Child
This Christmas of good will was going to feature Kat Slater and Ronnie Mitchell swapping back babies. But that story reached a premature ending when people who think EastEnders is a documentary wanted to disembowel Ronnie.
This Christmas’ sob-fest was to have featured one of Kat and Ronnie’s babies getting terminally ill and requiring an emergency kidney transplant. With no time to waste Ian Beale would perform a live organ transplant with his kebab carving knife, and in a further nod to reality, accidentally bake the organ in a pie Dot had pre-ordered.
Note: Look out for Pat dying and Den Watts creeping out from her fat suit to tell us that it was him all along; to be followed by a health warning and heated debate about the BBC highlighting awareness for any issues raised…