Police Find Man Trapped In Hollow Tree Trunk (Photos)
TO Laguna Hills, California, where a man is stuck inside the hollow trunk of a tree. The hole leads about five feet underground. When police arrive, all they can see are the man’s head and arms.
The fire brigade is called. It takes 90 minutes to cut the man free.
Says Battalion Chief Kris Concepcion of the Orange County Fire Authority. “Why he’s in a tree, I have no idea.”
It’s because at the bottom of the hole is the portal to another world, where Noel Edmonds is king and everything is just perfect. (The man was trying to get to it – or escape from it?)