Michael And Lindsay Lohan Open Father And Daughter Prison
Michael Lohan has been arrested in Florida for breaking the terms of an earlier parole and contacting lover Kate Major, the wolmen who alleges he roughed up. TMZ says he tried to escape arrest by by jumping off a 3rd-story balcony. His fall was broken by some wooden chair. He then limped off into the trees.
His alleged original offence was to threaten to toss Major off a fourth floor balcony when she “wouldn’t give him a ‘blow job.’”
Fourth floor. Third floor… He’s going down in the world…literally.
“I am sick of being lied about by Michael Lohan Sr.’s false allegations about his continual physical and mental abuse toward me. Obviously the judge was correct when questioning if he could ‘read.'”
Reading is the least of his issues. It’s the photos of his naked daughter he needs to escape.
“He has no regard for the justice system. He can beat up women but Mr. tough guy who slurred his words calling me 5 times after getting out of jail wasn’t too tough by jumping off a 3rd floor balcony into a tree to try to flee from going back to the same jail he just got released from less than 12 hours ago”
It must be some jail.