Justin Bieber And Busta Rhymes Kill Christmas: Little Drummer Boy Must Die
HOW dead do you think Christmas can be? If you’re thinking that it’s already a bloated corpse, thanks to over-commercialisation and the like, you have to admit that it’s still pretty cool because at least you get a decent feed and some free stuff just for being alive on the day itself.
However, you’ll probably want to end your life in case there’s a slender chance that someone buys you the Justin Bieber Christmas LP.
And, aside from the obvious, what’s so bad about that?
Well, open your ears for the last time (before you hack them off with the bluntest, rustiest instrument you can find) and listen to Justin and Busta ‘really should know better’ Rhymes making a Yuletide massacre of Little Drummer Boy.
And you were stupid enough to think that Bowie and Bing’s version couldn’t be worsened.