Local News Story Of The Day: Mr Bartolucci And His Massive Pear
by Anorak | 8th, December 2011
LOCAL News Story Of The Day: “An Italian man has stumbled across a rather buxom pear in Sutton.”
The Sutton Guardian spots Renato Bartolucci, 73, who pear tree is yielding “voluptuous fruit”.
Mr Bartolucci, who used to work in the hotel industry but has now retired, said he has never seen such a juicy pear as the 3lb one he saw recently.
Never.
He said: “I see these pears every year, so I’m largely unaffected by it. It was only when I had some friends round recently that they commented on the size of my pears.”
Oh, do go on:
“I used to grate them into my porridge, it was very nice.”
Not arf!
Posted: 8th, December 2011 | In: Reviews Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
