Santa Claus blows smut up Kerry Katona’s chimney

WHAT’S Kerry Katona up to this Christmas? Well the good news is that Santa Claus has the inside take – literally – on the Queen of own-brand ketchup. In reply to OK!’s probing questions “Who has the dirtiest chimney?”, Santa answers: “I used to dread Kerry Katona’s, but she’s cleaned up her act lately.”

Turns out Santa is a fan of the obvious gag, and is very possibly related to smut-meister Danny LaRue. This is why Santa has jokes written for him in pieces of paper inside crackers that open with a bang.

Ooer. Now we’re at it…

Parp!

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Kerry Katona poses during a photocall to launch her brand new MTV Series 'Kerry Katona: What's the problem?' at the Charlotte Street Hotel in central London.

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Posted: 24th, December 2011 | In: Celebrities Comment | TrackBack | Permalink