Streets of Edinburgh paved with methadone – photo proof
She then kneeled down and licked it from the dirty pavement. The image has sparked outrage in the area, where the woman is a well-known addict.
“People are disgusted anyone would do this in front of a child. My pal took the photo on Saturday. He couldn’t believe what he was seeing. She was so oblivious she didn’t even notice the picture was being taken.”
Hey, C’mon. It’s the five second rule. You know – when a thing hits the pavement you have five seconds to retrieve it and eat it lest it become infected. She had to act fast.
Anyhow , Scotland’s biggest secret is out. The sea is full of oil. The zoos are full of pandas. The pavements are covered in smack. England makes do with tarmac and dead hedgehogs…
Spotter: Daily Record