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Victoria Newton’s Sun on Sunday – a sneak peak

by | 23rd, February 2012

NEWS is that Victoria Newton has been working on the Sun on Sunday. The blog Vicky Watch may yet come back to life to cover some of those awesome scoops. Vicky was, of course, replaced by Gordon Smart’s Bizarre. Here’s a few Vicky gems:

AN EXCLUSIVE:

“EXCLUSIVE.  VICTORIA BECKHAM  has revealed why she cut her hair off so she can have more  SEX  with hubby  DAVID . She giggled: “David prefers my hair short. With hair extensions you can be in the midst of passion and one flies out.”

Exclusive? How does that work when Victoria Beckham said virtually the same thing on GMTV nearly 2 months ago?

THE INSIDER

“TOM MEIGHAN  has confirmed that  KASABIAN  will headline Glastonbury 2007 and I’m already really excited. The singer broke the great news to me as he left the aftershow party following his band’s triumphant gig at London’s Earls Court this week. He said: “The next time we’ll see each other in this state will be at Glastonbury. I can’t wait.””

He also broke the news to every person in the audience at the same gig. As he left the stage, he said “This has been the best gig we have ever done, I swear to God. Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. We’ll see you at Glastonbury yeah.” He’s also ended several other concerts prior to this with the same words recently. But he hasn’t mentioned anything about them headlining – that is as yet unconfirmed.

TV SCOOP!

“LATINO actress  SALMA HAYEK  looks anything but ugly at a press conference for her new TV show Ugly Betty. Salma an executive producer on the show turns up in several episodes as unattractive (errr) secretary Sofia Reyes.”

By “unattractive secretary” we can only assume Vicky means “sexy Editor-in-Chief who one of the male leads falls in lust with”. Look at the photo above (if you can, obviously Salma, on the right, lookshideous) to see where Vicky went wrong this time.

FIRST

“IT may sound like an unlikely collaboration on paper but GWEN STEFANI’S new song with KEANE keyboard man TIM RICE-OXLEY is a winner. And the  ONLY  place you can hear it along with a second exclusive track from superstar Gwen’s upcoming second solo album is in my Bizarre Podcast.”

Despite the fact that the entire album leaked onto hundreds of websites and file-sharing services nearly a fortnight ago, this is the ONLY place to hear it apparently. Or you could always try YouTube, where it has been available to listen to since November 21st.

MINE

Ms Newton has a habit of putting the word “my” before photographers, cameramen, Photoshop experts and entire websites, trying to convince us she has a small army of paps and experts at her beck and call. These brief interludes will demonstrate.

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