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Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt marry: She gets pregant while he gets Botox

by | 20th, March 2012

ANGELINA Jolie and Brad Pitt are getting married! To each other!! No longer will their children have to ask why their mum and dad have different names. Soon they will just like all the other kids at school. The National Enquirer says the “WEDDING OF THE CENTURY” is “ON!”.

Angelina is making ready by “JETTING off to France to make preparations”.

While “Brad gets ready with PLASTIC SURGERY”.

No, not for him. For you, the guest, we suppose. These wedding photos are going to be worth a fortune. Guests will need to zip on hair, Tip-Ex your teeth and stretch the skin of a newborn infant over faces to maximise revenues.

The NE says the couple will marry at their Chateau Miraval mansion, and that Brand has “treated himself to Juvederm and Botox. The source adds: “Brad’s not vain at all…”

But the real sensation is that should the couple split in the Divorce of The Century, the NE says Brad and Ange will “share custody of the children on a 50-50 basis”. It’s a revelation that puts paid to rumours of Angelina’s pregnancy and adoption plans (see the NE any given week). With six children already, Brangelina’s next nippers will have to be twins or else all plans are off lest we see The Bisection of The Century!…

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