Blonde Kidnap gang target the rich in Brazil
SAO PAULO police are seeking a blonde gang of women kidnappers and thieves. The Real Housewives of Sao Paulo follow wealthy-looking people in their cars and then pounce. The gang are “young, educated, middle-class women”.
Says Sao Paulo civil police chief Joaquim Dias Alves:
“One or two speak more than one language, and some have been educated overseas. They are really pretty girls, well-dressed and made up.”
The woman target victims who look like them in order to more easily commit identity theft.
Woman who want to avoid being targeted – the gang have hit 50 victims so far – should be advised to wear ginger wigs teased into a tight perm. In such way trends are born. The Blondes will soon become the Ginger Afro Bandits and when the wigs are whipped off, easily rounded up and mocked by one and all…