Man cut off own foot to avoid work
AUSTRIAN broadcaster ORF repots on the 56-year-old man who dodged work by deliberately cutting off his own foot with an electric saw. He was meant to attend a meeting at the labor office [sic] to have his health appraised.
Having removed the foot just below the ankle, the man is said to have tossed it into an oven. He then called an ambulance.
Of course, even without one foot, he can still get a job. Although his state of mind limits activities to that of traffic warden or taxman…