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Kardashian Functional Sex and Beckingham Palace

by | 15th, September 2014

THE Kardashians are a gruesome spectacle, determined to tell us all about the ins-and-outs of their lives. Quite literally. Of course, we saw the ins-and-outs of Kim’s life when her sex tape with Ray J got leaked online, turning her into a star overnight. Since then, she’s… well… done very little of worth, apart from a very brief marriage to a man who throws balls at a hoop for a living.

With the untold wealth that comes with Kim K’s life, she’s looking at buying a house in Europe. A bedsit in Montrose? A terrace in Telford? Of course not! She’s looking at buying Beckingham Palace – David and Victoria Beckham’s mansion in Hertfordshire.

If the Queen Of Trash buys it, she’ll be £18 million out of pocket, but will have a pool, golf course, gym, helipad and a recording studio that has never, ever been used (arf!). And if Kim should buy it and let her sister Khloe stay over, she will have soiled

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