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York woman sets herself alight filling petrol decanter – Dorset erupts

by | 30th, March 2012

SHOCKING news of the fuel panic as we hear that a woman from York, England, has set herself alight while decanting petrol to another vessel in her kitchen. So precious is fuel that we inhabitants of knife-crime island ar keeping it decanters.

It’s mayhem out there, readers.

In Dorset, stations are closing. There are fights on the county’s forecourts as people demand petrol or else they will light a cigarette bought in the garage shop or use their mobile phones.

Says one Bournemouth local: “When all the cars are out of petrol, the mobility scooters will reclaim the roads. And we will have won!”

PANIC!

Spotter



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