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Whitney Houston had a number of drugs in her system when she died, which is incredibly surprising for all

by | 5th, April 2012

SOME years ago, Whitney Houston said; “the biggest devil is me. I’m either my best friend or my worst enemy.” However, people have been prone to blaming everyone else for the singer’s troubled private life. Of course, when she went and surprised us all by actually dying, everyone immediately assumed it was an overdose and now, there’s an autopsy report which confirms the singer had drugs in her system.

Detectives found white powdery substances and a spoon with white residue in the hotel room where Whitney Houston died according to the report, which is about as surprising as finding out that a member of the clergy is a secret perv.

It transpires that Houston had cocaine throughout her system when she died, with the report adding that there was also a “spoon with a white crystal-like substance in it, a rolled up piece of white paper from off the top of a counter along the east wall of the bathroom.”

Now, the autopsy doesn’t explicitly say that Houston was doing coke before she died, but it is insultingly obvious that it is, given that the drug was found in toxicology tests in Houston’s heart and extremities and the chances of her putting a teaspoon on cornflour in the bath with her are slim to nothing.

Unless she liked her bath water to have the consistency of human semen, that is.

Even so, this doesn’t look like an overdose, rather, her drowning was ruled as accidental and coroner’s officials cited heart disease and cocaine use as contributing factors. Toxicology results also showed Houston had marijuana, Xanax, the muscle relaxant Flexeril, and the allergy medication Benadryl in her system.

That’s a LOT of chemicals in her body. It seems like she was half woman, half milky white goo. Honestly, apart from the weed, her blood must’ve been as synthetic as Phil Spector’s hairdo and probably twice as flammable.

Either way, the circling predators can stop now. We know what killed her and how sad it is. Now we must do the right thing and walk away from the body and… well… keep an eye on Bobby ‘mental’ Brown and their daughter, Bobbi ‘getting off with her ‘brother” Kristal.

We all know alive nutters are better value than dead ones.



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