Anorak

Anorak | NonuMum: Human piñata Karla Vanessa Pérez Castañeda has nine children at once

NonuMum: Human piñata Karla Vanessa Pérez Castañeda has nine children at once

by | 28th, April 2012

PARP! P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P…Parp! Human piñata Karla Vanessa Pérez Castañeda, 32, is ready pop put nine munchkins from her clown-car sized womb. The nonuplets will make Karla Vanessa Pérez Castañeda NonuMum. Husband Bernado is NonuDad, and the world’s most fertile being outside a gerbil’s cage.

Karla Vanessa Pérez Castañeda already has four kiddies. She is well set to be the mother to 13. (Only one of them can be Jesus, so last one out’s Judas. The names are sorted.)

Octomum is over. Unless Nadya Suleman, for it is she, can squeeze a three-year-old from money box, all is lost.

(Allegations are that Octomum’s 14 nippers are living

You have already read 1 premium article for free today
Access immediately the premium content with Multipass

Or come back tomorrow



Posted: 28th, April 2012 | In: News Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink