Harvey Nichols promotes female ejaculation with racy ad
THE flyers for the Harvey Nichols shops (Leeds and Knightsbridge) features a woman with damp patch on her groin and the legend: “The Harvey Nichols Sale… Try To Contain Your Excitement.”
Have they wet themselves or reached orgasm?
And is wetting yourself the best way to get ahead of to the other shoppers. Is that the Harvey Knickers message? If so, we advise smearing your undercarriage with poo. Don’t bother queuing overnight for that bargain – just target those who do…