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Pukka Pies say England Supporters’ Band ban ‘leaves a sour taste in the mouth’ – oh, the irony

by | 13th, June 2012

THE hateful England Supporters’ Band have been banned from blowing their metal vuvuzelas at the European Championships. We only hope the Poles and Ukrainians see still more sense by seizing the band’s instruments of torture and melting them down for bullets.

Of course, not everyone is happy watching England play without the soundtrack of lost causes. Take Pukka Pies, whose sponsorship cash made the band the Pukka Pies England Band. The pruveryors of revolting food that only works if you stuff it in your ears issued a press releases that they may care to review:

“The way the band have been treated leaves a sour taste in the mouth and is very disappointing and we will be making an official representation to UEFA.”

Going on to say:

“We will be doing everything that we can to make sure that the band take their rightful place at the England versus Sweden game in Kiev.”

Oh, stop it. We can feel a lump rising in our throats….



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