Adele’s music can be blamed on her gay chum getting off with her boyfriend
UNFATHOMABLY, Adele’s ’21’ went and conquered the world. It’s not a bad album per se, but it isn’t exactly any good. It’s the musical equivalent of a baked potato with only butter. It does a job, but doesn’t in any way excite. Still, Adele won’t mind that, what with it making her fantastically rich and famous.
But what event inspired the ’19’, the album that paved the way for ’21’? Or indeed, who can we blame for the existence of Adele’s fantastically successful career?
Well, an unauthorised biography about the singer has revealed that her bisexual boyfriend dumped her for one of her gay friends, which must’ve been a thunderous kick in the teeth. Imagine getting dumped for someone with different genitalia. How are you supposed to compete with that?
Apparently, mere hours after opening up and pouring all her feelings out to this mystery beau, he decided then that he was dumping her for one of her own friends.
Writer Marc Shipiro claims in the book: “One thing we know… Is that it was a first love gone terribly bad. Adele had professed her love and he did the same, she had known he was bisexual but, in the rush of romance, felt they could make it work… Four hours after laying their emotional cards on the table, the boy ran off with one of Adele’s gay friends!”
Adele alluded to this herself on her own website, saying:
“My debut album is about being between 18 and 19; about love. ‘Daydreamer’ is about this boy I was in love with, like proper in love with, he was bi and I couldn’t deal with that. All the things I wanted from my boyfriend, he was never going to be, I get really jealous anyway, so I couldn’t fight with girls and boys.”
The book claims they tried about, but he cheated on her.
So if you want someone to blame for Adele’s emotionally overwrought music, find out who this ex is and write them a stern letter.