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Lucy Horobin helped Harry Styles with his Johnny Ball impression

by | 28th, June 2012

LUCY Horobin, 32, is rumoured to have had sex with One Direction haircut Harry Styles, 18. (Styles was the subject of the newspaper headline: “One Direction’s Hair Wows New York Crowd”.) Horobin is a married thirtysomething who works as a DJ on Heart South Coast FM. She presents the easy listening Smooth Classics programme.

The story goes that Lucy, married to Oliver, 31, met Harry at Manchester’s Key 103 — her former radio station in, where she presented the In:Demand show. It is claimed that Styles squired Horobin while or before he was swapping pillows with Xtra Factor host Caroline Flack, 32.

Before departing her twitter account, Horobin tweeted:

“To clarify, I haven’t said ANYTHING to any press, nor do I wish to. Thank you to those of you who have said kind words today. Xxx.'”

That triple ‘X’ sign off may be a Freudian slip.

One Direction fans accuse her of being immoral, says one:

“Haha you stupid fucking whore. god you must have some issues to fuck a 17 year old boy hahahahaha.”

Critics might wonder what we’d make of it were a 32-year-old married man having sex with a teenager woman. Tabloids would use words like “kinky” and “schoolgirl”. But the angle is all about Styles, the swordsman who has a fetish for the number 32, it being, as anyone knows, twice a good as dating a 16-year-old. Styles may well views his alleged conquests as a form of Popstar Times Tables. Look out for mathletics champion Styles shagging 48-year-old Fiona Bruce, 64-year old Rhea Perlman, 80-year-old Petula Clare before scoring a job as the new Johnny Ball.

Think of a Number, Harry. Now double it…

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