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Pudsey the dog signs his own death warrant with warts and all autobiography

by | 5th, July 2012

THIS Christmas, you can read Pudsey the Dog’s autobiography.  Pudsey is the winner of Britain’s Got Talent . Pudsey has been signed by Little & Brown for £350,000.

The dog has talent to burn.

Perhaps Pudsey has been wearing the Bowlingual Voice microphone that translates a dog’s barks into human speech?

Of course, what we love bet about our pets is that they cannot talk. We get to humanise them. Dogs and cats know what they want. And the fun is in believing you are giving it to them. To learn that your dog is unhappy with its bedding or your cat prefers your blue dress to the green would be problematic. Worse if your pet thinks you to be stupid. Goldfish owners would be shocked to learn that they think humans are dim. The humans who stare at them opening and closing their moths and fill their bowls with sunken wrecks.

Dogs will wonder why humans are so obsessed with throwing a ball. Humans give cats balls of wool but no knitting needles.

Thoughts turn to Tobermory, a story by Saki from the

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