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Justin Bieber upgrades to a pedal car

by | 8th, July 2012

WHY-oh-why-oph-why did no-one look at the death of Pricness Diana and demand that all cleberoties and VIPs travel by milk float, or Sinclair C5? Justin Bieber has been pulled over by the police for driving in a “reckless manner” on an LA freeway. Bieber says he was being chased by paparazzi.

The pull-ups poster says he was doing 80mph. The California Highway Patrol officers says they spotted at last one car following Bieber, which drove off when the singer was stopped. Which is odd, because if the point was to get a photo of Bieber doing something, a snap of him getting told off by the police would have been worth any fine.

City Councilman Dennis Zine says 10 people called 911 to report the erratic driving. He tells the LA Times:

“Any time you do 90, the paparazzi are going to do 90.”

And if they are doing 90, then the police will have to go faster than 90 to catch up.

The simple remedy is electric vehicles for stars, the paparazzi and the Celebrity Police Force. Stars will compete for which of them can travel in the slowest manner. The n mantra ill be: the slower the car, the bigger the star.

Next time you see Bieber driving a pedal car, you’ll know why…



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