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Manchester man impaled on bed spring was not reading 50 Shades in bed?

by | 15th, July 2012

’50 Shades Of Grey’ a bit tame? You into something alit more esoteric than the kind of Clit Lit Barbara Cartland would write as a thank you letter for Jilly Copper’s dinner party? You need to get an old mattress.

From Manchester, news of a kind of bedroom pain that makes E.L. James’s spanking the flunkey (any relation to Sid James?) read like What Katy Did.

A 20-year-old man became impaled on a bed spring – in his bed. As he rolled over in slumber a spring fired into his leg. This caused him to be stuck fast. a fire crew were called. They cut him free with bolt cutters bolt croppers.

The fire crew that cut him free compare the spring to being caught on a fishing hook.

If JR Hartley is reading this, he’d best get writing. Flies Fishing by JR Hartley will be on Kindle soon enough…

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