Miley Cyrus: Not dead, but owner of serious sideboob
WHAT a week it has been for Miley Cyrus. Firstly, we got the chance to see her sideboob in a photo that was leaked online showing the mercifully legal singer naked, in the bath and now, she’s not dead! She’s probably most thrilled about the ‘being alive’ thing.
And why would she be dead? Well, that’s what everyone briefly thought as LAPD turned up to her house after there were reports of her being shot dead. According to Gossip Cop, there was a 911 stating that shots had been fired during a break-in at the singer’s home.
Armed police and firefighters rushed to Miley’s pad and then… well… they soon realised that they’d been had and the whole thing was a hoax.
More irritating for the law that this call was made by a notorious “911 abuser”, confirming they had investigated the incident, stating: “We believed there was a crime in progress.”
Sideboob! Not dead! Surely that’s the best week ever, right?