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RIP Sid Waddell: the magic voice of darts in great quotes

by | 13th, August 2012

RIP Sid Waddell, the voice of darts. There was only one words to describe your contribution to the noble art of arrows: “magic darts.”

“Darts players are probably a lot fitter than most footballers in overall body strength.”

“Jocky on the oche looking cocky”

“He looks about as happy as a penguin in a microwave.”

“If we’d had Phil ‘the Power’ Taylor at Hastings against the Normans, they’d have gone home”

“He’s about as predictable as a Wasp on speed.”

“That was like throwing three pickled onions into a thimble”

“It’s like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline.”

“His eyes are bulging like the belly of a hungry chaffinch”

“Leave the Jammy Dodgers alone”

“He looks about as happy as a penguin in a microwave”

“There’s only one word for that: magic darts”

“Look at the man go, its like trying to stop a water-buffalo with a pea-shooter.”

“That’s the greatest comeback since Lazarus.”

“The atmosphere is so tense, if Elvis walked in, with a portion of chips…

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