Anorak | Do not adjust your brains: Van Damme talks about his affair with Kylie

Do not adjust your brains: Van Damme talks about his affair with Kylie

by | 13th, August 2012

SOMETIMES a headline alludes to something, only to avoid delivering. ‘CHERYL COLE’S ENJOYS THREE IN A BED PUSSYFEST’ could well be about a picture she’s tweeted of herself, in bed with two farting felines. Well, this headline is giving it to you straight. Jean Claude Van Damme is saying that he’s had sex with Kylie Minogue. Over to JCVD:

“Yes. OK. Yes, yes, yes. It happened. I was in Thailand, we had an affair. Sweet kiss, beautiful lovemaking. I would have been abnormal not to have had an affair, she’s so beautiful and she was there in front of me every day with a beautiful smile, simpatico, so charming.

“She wasn’t acting like a big star. I know Thailand very well, so I showed her my Thailand. She’s a great lady.”

The Belgian wooed Kylie while they were filming the awful Street Fighter flick, apparently. Just picture that. Get a good look at it with your mind’s eye.

Kylie’s lovers in photos

Jean Claude Van Damme, bearing down on little Kylie Minogue. Grunting. Sweating like a pig in a butchers. Sinewy hands all over that famous arse. It probably looked like a Hieronymus

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