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Avril Lavigne is getting married to Nickelback’s singer, which isn’t weird

by | 22nd, August 2012

CANADA is not known for a terrific musical output (Neil Young and Joni Mitchell aside). They gave us The Crash Test Dummies, Justin Bieber, Celine Dion, Shania Twain, the awful Arcade Fire, Barenaked Ladies and more. Someone needs to be culpable for all this dreck.

However, two of the worst to emerge from Canadian shores are getting married in a wedding that can only be described as a taste-hole.

Avril Lavigne and Nickelback frontman Chad Kroeger are going to tie the knot.

Just imagine that. Just imagine the moment when Avril lifts up her black veil (how alternative!) and looks at Chad’s increasingly long face with a tear in her eye, ready to say ‘I do.’ And Chad will look back at her, gaze at the congregation and think ‘normally, when a crowd gathers around me, they’re booing and throwing bottles of urine at me. This is wonderful’.

Then, the pair will kiss, throw up devil horns and skateboard down the aisle to the strains of Starship’s ‘Nothing’s Gonna Stop Us Now’, where they’ll plan their quickie

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