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Geri Halliwell has a spiritual connection with Russell Brand… no, you stop laughing

by | 29th, August 2012

THE phrase ‘the beast with two backs’ was surely invented for the sham-relationship that is apparently unfurling between Russell Brand and Geri Halliwell. Imagine them at it. Imagine them trying to outdo each other in their attempts to be the centre of attention. Imagine them telling each other just how outlandishly vulnerable they are, talking over each other and pressing their bony, gristly bodies together in a minging embrace, both one eye on the mirror.

Just imagine.

Apparently, they’ve bonded over a love of yoga, which is the only thing more nauseating than thinking about them having sex.

According to various sources (all hugely reputable red-tops, of course), the pair got together after hitting it off

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