Legitimate Rape is now a contraceptive parody (video)
WHEN Todd Akin taught us about Legitimate Rape, we were all ears. Women cannot get pregnant if they have been legitimately raped. Akin had the facts. Rape victims who carried their attackers’ children were delighted to know that they had been secretly wanted the sex all along. And it made some boffins think. What if those pregnancy-preventing portcullis drugs that stop victims of proper rape from falling pregnant could be harnessed and used as a contraceptive.
Well, wonder no more. Legitimate Rape is the contraceptive you can trust: