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Chantelle Houghton is dying to talk to her Dolly

by | 5th, September 2012

CHANTELLE Houghton showcases Baby Dolly to the greater OK! readership and tells us:

“I always say to her: ‘We’re best mates, Dolly!’ And she gives me the nod.”

And then she falls faces first into her mushed up banana.

That Dolly, eh.

Chantelle then turns to Dolly’s Daddy, the Daddy Dolly and former Mr Katie Price, Alex Reid. She says Alex was not there on her birthday. This she bills as “drama”:

“[Chantelle looks tearful] I didn’t spend my special day with Alex, which upset me. He was out”

OK!: “Where did he go?”

CH: “He went to Lakside to buy me a present.”

This insight into Chantelle’s showbiz life is only topped by OK!, whose front-page headline muses:

“WHO WILL LOOK AFTER MY DOLLY IF I DIE?”

This is “SICK CHANTELLE’S HEARTFELKT PLEA”.

Chantelle has “palpitations” caused by anxiety. And, er, that’s it.

Ever since Jade Goody shuffled off OK!’s front page, the magazine has scratched around for her successor. And failed. It’s now inviting readers to wonder about Chantelle’s death. Will dying make Chantelle a star? That question to you, Dolly…



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