Anorak | Army of Nazi raccoons defeat Germany

Army of Nazi raccoons defeat Germany

by | 29th, October 2012

AMERICA are once again staking a claim of winning WWII, this time, with an army of raccoons. You heard right. The bushy tailed north American invaders were freed in the wild on the orders of Luftwaffe chief Hermann Goering, and now, they’re breaking into the houses of Germany seeking shelter and food from a cold snap.

This has left Germans complaining about their nice furniture being ripped up as these American invaders decided to turn them into cosy nests, and sadly for the couch-havers, the German Hunting Federation said the raccoons will never be ousted.

“The raccoon is firmly established in Germany, this has to be accepted, said spokesman Daniel Hoffman.

Finding it hard to accept were the couple who came back from holiday

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