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Who wants to see Jamie Oliver sucking a dildo?

by | 12th, November 2012

HAVE you seen Jamie Oliver’s Fifteen Minute Meals ? It’s a show so irritating that it makes you want to punch the very notion of television into next week. And Jamie, here’s an idea: 1.5 Second Meals where someone just throws a Jaffa Cake in their mouth and gets on with their lives without bogling at lettuce.

Anyway, when Jamie isn’t larging it up over some prawns on a massive wooden board, he’s pretending to be Food Bono, saving our wickle children from a fate worse than delicious hamburgers.

Now he’s making it worse by gulping off a bright pink vibrator. While the TV cook was taking part in a spoof cooking segment on

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